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Even worse, I had to scrub my jizz off the sleeve afterwards, which is insane considering I don't even clean my butthole right away after I bottom. This seemed odd at first, but as I Hot lonely women Narrandera iowa up the Autoblow 2, I realized the robot requires as much lube as a virgin's butthole.

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I felt like Optimus Prime was transforming on my dick, but where Shia Labeouf's best friend's metamorphosis typically involves the destruction of a city, the Autoblow 2 only made my spine curve like a year-old gay boy watching Hugh Jackman dance Divorced couples searching flirt married wants for sex the very first time. Getting ready to use the Autoblow 2 involves a process as lengthy as gay sex preparation.

I laid back and enjoyed the Autoblow 2. After the frat bros helped my lube-soaked dick reach peak erection, I plugged the Autoblow 2 into an outlet.

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It reminded me of head I recently received from a Columbia grad student, who used too much teeth, but unlike the stubble-covered Beautiful wives wants sex Olive Branch Leaguer, the sleeve's lips were soft. Sloan said my sleeve was a size B for average-size dicks, but the cock bag fit on my entire arm, so I'm not sure what average-size peen Sloan has seen.

I had to pull out, jerk off, and har reinsert my cock into the device right before I came.