A few days later, I whipped out my dick and serviced myself again—this time without the help of porn. Running the sleeve under hot water, I felt like a sorority girl washing her dorm sheets for the very first time.
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Even worse, I had to scrub my jizz off the sleeve afterwards, which is insane considering I don't even clean my butthole right away after I bottom. This seemed odd at first, but as I Hot lonely women Narrandera iowa up the Autoblow 2, I realized the robot requires as much lube as a virgin's butthole.
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So I flung the Autoblow 2 to the side and finished myself off with my hand. I chose this video over a video of two twinks going at it, because the great part about masturbation is that you can imagine yourself making out with someone who ym never kiss you in real life. The blowjob felt rough.
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I felt like Optimus Prime was transforming on my dick, but where Shia Labeouf's best friend's metamorphosis typically involves the destruction of a city, the Autoblow 2 only made my spine curve like a year-old gay boy watching Hugh Jackman dance Divorced couples searching flirt married wants for sex the very first time. Getting ready to use the Autoblow 2 involves a process as lengthy as gay sex preparation.
I laid back and enjoyed the Autoblow 2. After the frat bros helped my lube-soaked dick reach peak erection, I plugged the Autoblow 2 into an outlet.
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It reminded me of head I recently received from a Columbia grad student, who used too much teeth, but unlike the stubble-covered Beautiful wives wants sex Olive Branch Leaguer, the sleeve's lips were soft. Sloan said my sleeve was a size B for average-size dicks, but the cock bag fit on my entire arm, so I'm not sure what average-size peen Sloan has seen.
I had to pull out, jerk off, and har reinsert my cock into the device right before I came.